Right now, nothing is stopping me

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mangosoda114
slowlikehoney1996

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

kittwalker

I used to do the 5 things you see, 4 things you hear etc with my daughter when she was spiralling, but it had a low success rate. Just didn't engage her brain, was too easy to just list shit things that made her feel shit.

I had to get creative.

Now we do shit like:


5 things you can see that you could easily steal without being noticed

4 things you think might be sticky if you licked them

3 things that you could fit in your mouth at once

2 inanimate objects that in another dimension, might fall in love

1 thing you can see that isn't made of cheese, but would be better if was


Obviously not those ones every time, I gotta keep mixing things up, else she doesn't have to really focus. Your mileage may vary, but it mostly works for us.

esinahkabanjo
redstonedust

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

yokelfelonking

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

redstonedust

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

yokelfelonking

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

redstonedust

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

twinbolt
parakeet

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

parakeet

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

ahagoat

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

parakeet

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

froody

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parakeet

This made me laugh cus it’s actually really accurate. Like one time he called me downstairs to see the ‘cutest thing ever’ and it was three slugs of varying sizes eating cat food and he said ‘they are a family!! Just like us!!’